Smile lines make people happier because they think you’re smiling at them.
It’s so expensive to own a home in Vancouver that real estate agents are now selling sheds in people’s back yards.
I once wore a wife beater because I was trying to protect his wife and he jumped on me.
I just saw the smallest Dachshund ever. The owner was carrying it in a hot dog bun.
The worst thing about everyone using debit cards is you can’t find money on the ground anymore. But you can still see people looking for it.
I wish people would start treating dead people with respect and stop treating them like dirt.