When your baby can’t stop punching and kicking in the womb they can’t fit anymore so pop them out.
Category: Women
I let my imagination run wild when I’m with a naked woman.
What kind of novels do Harlequin ducks make? Romance.
Horsehair extensions give you a great mane.
When a woman cakes on her makeup she’s painting.
What does an audiophile call her nipples? Tweeters.
Why do boobs sag? Because they’re drowsy.
When someone doesn’t look good in a bikini they’re ice cold.
When you go on an instadate with a waitress it’s called take out.
A sporty woman’s best friend is a baseball diamond.