When your baby can’t stop punching and kicking in the womb they can’t fit anymore so pop them out.

I let my imagination run wild when I’m with a naked woman.

What kind of novels do Harlequin ducks make? Romance.

Horsehair extensions give you a great mane.

When a woman cakes on her makeup she’s painting.

What does an audiophile call her nipples? Tweeters.

Why do boobs sag? Because they’re drowsy.

When someone doesn’t look good in a bikini they’re ice cold.

When you go on an instadate with a waitress it’s called take out.

A sporty woman’s best friend is a baseball diamond.