What do you call a vegan in a coma? A Vegetable.
In a study published by Mintel, 58% of adults drink non-dairy milk. I prefer breast milk.
I’m a Vegetarian so when I order a Pepperoni Lovers pizza from Pizza Hut I eat the crust and then I admire the rest.
I’m a vegetarian that hopes to one day have a career at Apple.
The more I diet, the healthier my personality becomes.
Most guys use a jock strap to protect themselves during sports activities, but I’m a Vegetarian so I use a Banana Guard.
When my stomach growls sometimes I wonder if the vegetables I ate are screaming.