If you write Trump jokes, please stop. He makes enough of them himself.
I’ve always wanted to be a Hollywood star so I’m going to staple my body to the Hollywood sign doing a snow angel.
What does Donald Trump call his hairstyle? The President.
Invasive plants are now on the USA’s terrorist watchlist.
The USA is getting ready to prepare itself for a new emerging threat in the world. Thumb Wrestling Wars.
Rivers are overflowing in the USA because the fish are obese.