On April Fools Day the new car smell smells like methane gas.
When the company Shell lays off too many employees it becomes a shell of itself.
What do you call wooden cars? Trees on wheels.
When you drive the shit out of your car it leaves skid marks.
I don’t drive, so my carbon footprint is small. About the size of my two feet.
When I’m at a stop light I keep going because I don’t let lights tell me what to do.
When a car thief steals someone’s car it’s called carpooling.
I want to drive a ford mustang so old, it’s still a horse.
Vancouver City Council is opening an HOV bike Lane for people riding on tandem bikes.
If the bus says it’s full and not picking up passengers I like to make sure it does by taking off my clothes and pole dancing at the stop.