Road rage is what pavement feels after being treated like dirt.
On April Fools Day the new car smell smells like methane gas.
When the company Shell lays off too many employees it becomes a shell of itself.
What do you call wooden cars? Trees on wheels.
When you drive the shit out of your car it leaves skid marks.
I don’t drive, so my carbon footprint is small. About the size of my two feet.
When I’m at a stop light I keep going because I don’t let lights tell me what to do.
When a car thief steals someone’s car it’s called carpooling.
I want to drive a ford mustang so old, it’s still a horse.
Vancouver City Council is opening an HOV bike Lane for people riding on tandem bikes.