Who needs to buy a new umbrella when you have Translink Lost and Found?
Translink just cancelled plans for future transit growth in Surrey. They said the mayor should ask the residents to start stealing cars instead.
There’s a warning on our transit buses that says we should hold on for safety. So I like to wrap my arms around the drivers waist like I’m riding a motorcycle.
I like to take naps when I’m on the bus. But you’re not supposed to do that on the driver’s lap.
If the bus says it’s full and not picking up passengers I like to make sure it does by taking off my clothes and pole dancing at the stop.
I don’t know why people thank bus drivers for the ride. It’s not like it was exciting. They never seem to hit anyone.
Translink says riders are to blame for bus congestion stating, “There are simply too many of them.”
When someone says there is too many people on the skytrain, I push them in and tell them to go to Japan.