People think they need more toilet paper when infected with the Coronavirus because they believe it has bigger poops then they do when it’s inside them.
Category: Toilet Humour
Passing gas is a stinky person that walks by.
When someone shits themselves they’re playing hide and go seek with people’s sense of direction.
A guy down the street today called me a nice asshole after I mooned him.
When someone farts they are tooting their own horn.
Some kids start beeping when going to the bathroom to pretend their back door is a dump truck.
Whenever I see a bum sitting on the street I pull my pants down and do the same thing.
If you write your morning pages going to the bathroom they’re called pooping pages.
When someone takes a crap that fills the whole toilet it’s called the dump truck.
I don’t understand why people bum cigarettes. Why would you want smoke signals coming out of your ass? To ask for more?