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Category: Toilet Humour

People think they need more toilet paper when infected with the Coronavirus because they believe it has bigger poops then they do when it’s inside them.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 8, 2020Categories Health, Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

Passing gas is a stinky person that walks by.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 7, 2018May 15, 2018Categories Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

When someone shits themselves they’re playing hide and go seek with people’s sense of direction.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 4, 2018May 24, 2018Categories Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

A guy down the street today called me a nice asshole after I mooned him.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 3, 2018Categories Jerks, Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

When someone farts they are tooting their own horn.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 3, 2018Categories Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

Some kids start beeping when going to the bathroom to pretend their back door is a dump truck.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 3, 2018May 30, 2018Categories Children, Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

Whenever I see a bum sitting on the street I pull my pants down and do the same thing.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 3, 2018Categories Comedy, Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

If you write your morning pages going to the bathroom they’re called pooping pages.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on March 26, 2018March 27, 2018Categories The Arts, Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

When someone takes a crap that fills the whole toilet it’s called the dump truck.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on March 15, 2018April 3, 2018Categories Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

I don’t understand why people bum cigarettes. Why would you want smoke signals coming out of your ass? To ask for more?

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on March 11, 2018March 12, 2018Categories Marketing, Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

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