When there is a shooting in a Surrey neighborhood it’s not breaking news. We already know.

When people see a shooting star in Surrey they’re worried it’s going to hit them.

In Surrey shooting stars are called flying bullets.

Translink just cancelled plans for future transit growth in Surrey. They said the mayor should ask the residents to start stealing cars instead.

What’s a drug addicts favorite Metro Vancouver city? White rock.

I want to start a home-based business called Surrey Chemicals producing Methamphetamine.

When I bring a Surrey girl home from the bar I like to give her a bath because I don’t know how dirty she is.

I drank so much alcohol with my friends in Surrey last night that I passed out and woke up with a henna tattoo of a dick on my face.

The Real Housewives of Vancouver is going socially conscious and is creating an offshoot show called Desperate Single Mothers in Surrey.

When you hear gunshots in Surrey it’s not a movie being filmed, it’s the residents pretending they are western movie stars.