A golf balls biggest fear is grass stains.
An emotionless sports fan is called a cardboard cutout.
You shouldn’t play ball with a baseball player in a bar because they come with a bat.
How does an NFL player catch a fish? By tackling it.
When a Major League Baseball player thinks a woman is too good for him she’s out of his league.
A sporty woman’s best friend is a baseball diamond.
The only sport I play is surfing the internet.
Where do Major League Baseball players want to go on the first date? Home Base.
I used to play soccer when I was younger. But I was only good enough for the Foosball table team.
What is an Orca’s favourite sport to play? Seal Football.