How does an NFL player catch a fish? By tackling it.

When a Major League Baseball player thinks a woman is too good for him she’s out of his league.

A sporty woman’s best friend is a baseball diamond.

The only sport I play is surfing the internet.

Where do Major League Baseball players want to go on the first date? Home Base.

I used to play soccer when I was younger. But I was only good enough for the Foosball table team.

What is an Orca’s favourite sport to play? Seal Football.