You shouldn’t play ball with a baseball player in a bar because they come with a bat.

How does an NFL player catch a fish? By tackling it.

When a Major League Baseball player thinks a woman is too good for him she’s out of his league.

A sporty woman’s best friend is a baseball diamond.

The only sport I play is surfing the internet.

Where do Major League Baseball players want to go on the first date? Home Base.

I used to play soccer when I was younger. But I was only good enough for the Foosball table team.

What is an Orca’s favourite sport to play? Seal Football.

What do you call a beer belly on a race car driver? A speed bump.

When I go ice skating I always use the walker because it leaves me hunched over and it’s perfect for bum watching.