Your dreams come true when you’re sleeping. If you remember having any.
Category: Sleeping
What do you call Swiss cheese? A mouse bunk bed.
My belly button makes so much lint that I wasn’t sure what to do with it. So I use it for bedroom pillows.
I have organic bed sheets. Now my dreams will be pesticide free.
Did you hear about the guy who earned a fortune on his bed? He did it laying down.
When your sex life has bounce, so does your mattress.
Alarm clocks: Your hearing is going to die if you don’t wake up.
I’d like to chase my dreams but I can never remember them.