The best way to enjoy an escalator ride is to meditate. The session ends when you fall.
Walmart is the only clothing store open in a pandemic. I bought some clothes just to look like a Walmart Greeter after I grabbed a Walmart name tag I found on the ground. My new job starts tomorrow as Sarah.
I bought a pair of jeans for 50% off today but the cashier cut off the legs and gave me those. Now I have a pair of leg warmers.
Value Village is coming out with a new perfume that reminds you of their stores. It’s called Stale.
I’m tired of waiting for boxing day to be able to afford an escort. So, now I wait until they have a Groupon.
They have a new men’s fragrance at Aldo called stinky socks.
Victoria’s Secret is coming out with a new bra with a secret compartment to stash your marijuana and give your breasts a fuller look.
I’m tired of waiting for boxing day to be able to afford an escort.
I like to pick up women at the grocery store No Frills because I know they aren’t going to be high maintenance.