In Surrey shooting stars are called flying bullets.
Did you know that if you get one testicle cut off that your midlife crisis is half as bad? If you get both cut off, you go through menopause.
What side of the moon do you see? The back side mooning us.
Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the universe when he died. He was right.
Life is like a petri-dish. If you don’t take care of it, it will start to grow mold.
What message do humans send into outer space trying to contact alien life? “Hey! We’re over here! Come invade us!”
When a wasp pees on you, it’s a buzz shower.