Human cloning is a soul sucking process.

The only reason you should ever get a facelift is to put a permanent smile on your face.

What type of skin do you have when you have severe acne? Cactus skin.

The most surprising fornication act known to man was seeing birds and the bees doing it. We cannot stop telling our kids about it.

When an earthquake is scared of itself it gets tremors.

Time travelers are never accountable for their actions because they always disappear.

I’m a human library of sexually transmitted diseases.

In Surrey shooting stars are called flying bullets.

Did you know that if you get one testicle cut off that your midlife crisis is half as bad? If you get both cut off, you go through menopause.

What side of the moon do you see? The back side mooning us.