When an earthquake is scared of itself it gets tremors.

Time travelers are never accountable for their actions because they always disappear.

I’m a human library of sexually transmitted diseases.

In Surrey shooting stars are called flying bullets.

Did you know that if you get one testicle cut off that your midlife crisis is half as bad? If you get both cut off, you go through menopause.

What side of the moon do you see? The back side mooning us.

Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the universe when he died. He was right.