My roommates are like a bunch of fruit flies, they’re always eating the decomposed food on my kitchen counter.
Category: Roommates
I used to live in a group home and my roommate always farted and snored the whole night keeping me awake. Unfortunately, I didn’t even have a roommate.
I don’t like sharing toilet paper with roommates because you always have to rip it in half.
I have so many fruit flies in my apartment. I now charge them rent.
I hate having fruit flies as roommates. They’re always eating all my food.