My roommates are like a bunch of fruit flies, they’re always eating the decomposed food on my kitchen counter.

I used to live in a group home and my roommate always farted and snored the whole night keeping me awake. Unfortunately, I didn’t even have a roommate.

I don’t like sharing toilet paper with roommates because you always have to rip it in half.

I have so many fruit flies in my apartment. I now charge them rent.

I hate having fruit flies as roommates. They’re always eating all my food.