I brush and floss religiously like people go to Church. Only on Sundays.
We haven’t seen God make an appearance on earth again because he was reincarnated in Kanye West’s body.
I believe in a higher power. Kanye West.
My nose looks like an upside down cross, does that mean I dislike religion naturally?
When God doesn’t think you are ready to read parts of the bible, the pages stick together.
The woman I was dating recently said that she wanted to die a virgin. I broke up with her because I consider that cheating with God.
I heard Kanye West wants to have a lobotomy to help get rid of his ego. But we all know that’s not going to work because he’s God.
When you’re an Altar Boy, you’re eye candy to a priest.
When I was at Hope Bay Bible Camp as a child they performed an exorcism on me to get out the sugar demon from all the candy I had ate.