I’m tired of waiting for boxing day to be able to afford an escort.

Did you hear about the guy who earned a fortune on his bed? He did it laying down.

As a prostitute gets older the prices continue to drop and so will her merchandise. At the time of death, her breasts will be touching the ground.

If I was a prostitute with bad flatulence, my street name would be Corner Gas.

John Doe is just a dead guy who slept with a hell of a lot of prostitutes.

I hear prostitutes are moving their territory to intersections and it’s now being called the Red Light Camera District.