I’m tired of waiting for boxing day to be able to afford an escort.
Did you hear about the guy who earned a fortune on his bed? He did it laying down.
As a prostitute gets older the prices continue to drop and so will her merchandise. At the time of death, her breasts will be touching the ground.
If I was a prostitute with bad flatulence, my street name would be Corner Gas.
John Doe is just a dead guy who slept with a hell of a lot of prostitutes.
I hear prostitutes are moving their territory to intersections and it’s now being called the Red Light Camera District.