Why did the cop give the woman a ticket after she flashed him her breasts? One of her headlights was out. And, the other was out of alignment.

The best part about being a drug sniffer dog is no one knows that you love to get high.

What do some police officers call their husbands and wives? Their partner in crime.

Drug sniffer dogs have addiction problems and when narcotics go missing, no one knows it’s them. Until they ask for time off work to go to Narcotics Anonymous.

After the police find illegal drugs the sniffer dogs have a sniffing party.

Police use drug sniffer dogs to tell if the narcotics are real and that’s how they pay them too.

If you’re going to be a drug mule don’t hide the drugs up your butt because that’s where drug-sniffing dogs check first.