Sometimes I stand underneath a clothesline of dresses just so I can look up a woman’s skirt.
Category: Perverts
The safest way to jaywalk on davie street is with your pants down. You’re guaranteed to have someone stop to let you cross.
I’m a shy flasher. I walk around with my pants zipper wide open hoping people get a glimpse.
A flasher doesn’t like talking about his genitals, he likes to show it in 3D.
Letting your hair down is a woman’s expression. But a flasher’s is letting his pants down.
I like having peeping toms looking into my windows because it makes me feel more important.
Darkness is the perfect time for a pervert to get practice flashing people outside.