Mom, why is your milk so sour?

Son, because it’s past the best before date.

Ever since my parents circumcised me I’ve hated them.

I’m always hearing about the exotic architectural sites my friends see during their travels around the world. Growing up in Surrey, I saw a lot of architectural sites too. They’re called crack houses. I actually grew up in one, it was not a pretty sight seeing my dad bend over every time he fixed something.