The naked eye has no visual problems until a wrinkly wreck beach goer steps in front of it.
A sponge bathe is something every grandchild should give their grandmother on their birthday.
I went to sign up for young drivers driving school today, but they told me I was too old.
A nude beach was invented by someone who liked to make fun of people as they age.
They say that breast cancer kills more people in the over 75 age group more than it does under it. But what they don’t tell you is that those people were already about to die anyway.
The naked eye has no problems until a wrinkly senior steps in front of it.
When you get your drivers license later in life you go to Old Drivers of Canada for lessons.
I’m inventing a VHS Player that up-converts to DVD quality for people living in the past.
I might not be marriage material, but I sure am retirement material.
Every anniversary is a celebration that your memory is working properly.