I like to be freshly shaven every morning for the ladies but my neighbour is getting tired of coming over to help me shave my back.
When I get a new neighbour I visit them dressed in my pyjamas with a pillow asking to have a sleepover.
I’ve finally decided where I want to move to and settle down for the rest of my life. In my parent’s basement.
When I need money for the coin laundry machines I go to my neighbors house and hang him upside down and collect all the change.