What do an ocean’s waves like to do? Put on a great show.
When an earthquake is scared of itself it gets tremors.
I have so many bumps on my head that it becomes a speed bump for insects in the air.
I like to go camping in my apartment because I wouldn’t last all night outside.
Paper money isn’t backed by gold it’s backed by trees.
When the sun doesn’t shave, it has a 5 o’clock shadow.
A group of whales is called a pod and if you fill them with peas they’re called peas in a pod.
I worship Mother Earth because she is my Godmother.
A tree saved my life today by giving me oxygen after it fell on me.
Only drink coffee when it rains, because the sun is a natural pick-me upper.