When an earthquake creates a tsunami it wants you to surf it.

What do an ocean’s waves like to do? Put on a great show.

When an earthquake is scared of itself it gets tremors.

I have so many bumps on my head that it becomes a speed bump for insects in the air.

I like to go camping in my apartment because I wouldn’t last all night outside.

Paper money isn’t backed by gold it’s backed by trees.

When the sun doesn’t shave, it has a 5 o’clock shadow.

A group of whales is called a pod and if you fill them with peas they’re called peas in a pod.

I worship Mother Earth because she is my Godmother.

A tree saved my life today by giving me oxygen after it fell on me.