Look on the bright side at least you’re not looking at my backside every night. – The Moon
What do humans send into outer space trying to contact intelligent life? An invitation to join Mensa.
What message do humans send into outer space trying to contact alien life? “Hey! We’re over here! Come invade us!”
What do you call an astronaut that lied about going to outer space? An Actornaut.
Donald Trump wants to build a missile defense shield around the earth to keep out Aliens from Outer Space.
What is the backside of the moon called? The crack.