What’s an architect’s favourite music? House Music.
Social Distancing is when an Audiophile sticks headphones on or in his ears.
When headphones sound tinny they’re soda pop cans.
What does an audiophile call her nipples? Tweeters.
My rapper name is Shredded Lettuce because people want to cut me up into pieces after hearing me spit rhymes.
I think people who listen to death metal have hearing that is suicidal. Because that’s what’s going to be killed when they listen to it.
Every time I damage my hearing I hear things in a brand new way.
If you don’t wear ear plugs at concerts, your favorite music becomes ringing ears.