Men can’t aim worth shit when they go to the bathroom. How can they aim a weapon? Oh, it’s because of the sight.
Category: Men
When a Major League Baseball player thinks a woman is too good for him she’s out of his league.
You know you’re not well endowed when there’s a puddle of pee on the ground in front of the urinal.
What does a feminine guy at the gym use to get bigger biceps? A curling iron.
Did you know that if you get one testicle cut off that your midlife crisis is half as bad? If you get both cut off, you go through menopause.
They call me a bad boy because I was banned from Toys ‘R Us for acting like a child.
When you have too much on your plate life becomes dizzy from weight overload.
What do you call someone that works at a craft brewery? A Beer Tender.
Where do Major League Baseball players want to go on the first date? Home Base.
I’m starting a class at my local gym for men and women to help each other do Kegel exercises. It’s called TightFitDo.