Pot photos always look fresh.

When you suck the fun out of marijuana there’s no thc left.

When Cheech & Chong do a meet and greet it’s called a smoke and toke.

When a couch potato smokes marijuana, he turns into a baked potato.

I only use drugs socially so I never have to pay for them.

You’re not a Canadian citizen until you have a medical marijuana prescription.

Owls love smoking marijuana because they’re always asking for a Hoot.

I’ve always wanted to go to a potluck at a medical marijuana facility.

Victoria’s Secret is coming out with a new bra with a secret compartment to stash your marijuana and give your breasts a fuller look.

I’m on the 100 mile diet. I’ll smoke any marijuana grown in the area.