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Category: Jerks

What do you call someone that’s always at the right place at the right time?

An asshole. They’re ruining it for the rest of us.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on May 22, 2020Categories JerksLeave a comment on

I love my middle finger. It sticks up for me in fights.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 6, 2018Categories Bar Fights, JerksLeave a comment on

When you take an asshole’s photograph you’re taking a dick pick.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 3, 2018April 3, 2018Categories Jerks, LiarsLeave a comment on

A guy down the street today called me a nice asshole after I mooned him.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 3, 2018Categories Jerks, Toilet HumourLeave a comment on

I’m tired of assholes shitting all over everybody. I wish they would swallow a box of ex-lax and shit themselves.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 3, 2018Categories JerksLeave a comment on

When you call someone an asshole there is actually two of them. So call them a double asshole.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 3, 2018Categories JerksLeave a comment on

What do you call it when you pull the wool over someone’s eyes? The Sweater.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 2, 2018Categories Fashion, JerksLeave a comment on

When someone is almost an asshole they’re a Perineum.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 1, 2018April 3, 2018Categories Energy Vampires, JerksLeave a comment on

Think outside the box, become a dick.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 1, 2018Categories JerksLeave a comment on

Money is tight right now and so is my asshole. Everyone think’s I’m one for being a cheapskate.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on March 26, 2018Categories JerksLeave a comment on

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