A Japanese woman taught me a new sex position called Origami, where we wrap our body parts into a dove and fly away into pleasure.

I went on a date with a Japanese wedding planner recently and five minutes after the date started I knew this was the woman I wanted to marry. So I proposed to her and told her to start planning our wedding. Unfortunately, she also started planning our divorce.

I really like Japan but they keep isolating themselves from the world. Oh, maybe that’s because they live on an island.

I hear Japanese people want to protest the bad quality sushi in Canada but they are too polite to.

In Japan, you can never get a clear view of a man’s genitals naked because they are pixelated.

Whenever I watch Japanese porn, the private parts are always blurred. So I’m going to get laser eye surgery to correct my vision.

Whenever I make love to a Japanese woman the earthquake warning system on her cell phone goes off because she’s still texting on it.

I went on a date with a Japanese wedding planner recently and five minutes after the date started I knew this was the woman I want to marry. So, I proposed to her and told her to start planning our wedding.

My last girlfriend was Japanese and scared of getting a tan so she would walk in the shadows of a street like a Ninja. I tried to follow her lead but I could never find her.

When someone says there is too many people on the skytrain, I push them in and tell them to go to Japan.