It’s hard to be friends with people on Facebook when they are on the internet.

Facebook asks me everyday, “What’s on your mind?” The answer is always the same, SEX! Just kidding. I never think about sex.

When you die your memory lives forever on the internet – you’re a ghost in the cloud.

I’m still patiently waiting for MeditateCoin.

Facebook calls its site a social networking service, but I call it a social forgetting service. Add someone as a friend, then forget about them.

 

I’m too cheap to pay for search engine optimization for my blog so I legally changed my name to BrianWheatley.com. Now whenever I tell people who I am, I’m advertising it for free.

Some people are now calling their daughters #Hashtag and don’t mind when she’s last in everything, because she is on Twitter.