It’s hard to be friends with people on Facebook when they are on the internet.
Category: Internet
Facebook asks me everyday, “What’s on your mind?” The answer is always the same, SEX! Just kidding. I never think about sex.
When you die your memory lives forever on the internet – you’re a ghost in the cloud.
I’m still patiently waiting for MeditateCoin.
Facebook calls its site a social networking service, but I call it a social forgetting service. Add someone as a friend, then forget about them.
I’m too cheap to pay for search engine optimization for my blog so I legally changed my name to BrianWheatley.com. Now whenever I tell people who I am, I’m advertising it for free.
Some people are now calling their daughters #Hashtag and don’t mind when she’s last in everything, because she is on Twitter.