Hanging plants are scared of heights. They’re worried they’re going to fall.
When a smart home is aware of its surroundings it wants to move to a better place.
What is called when a billionaire pees on everything at home? Decorating with gold.
Home is the best place on Earth.
I bought a coffee table book that didn’t come with any legs, so I asked for my money back.
What do real estate agents call small apartments with popcorn ceilings? Popcorn poppers.
When I’m tired of cleaning, I throw in the towel.
I like living in the past because it has cheaper rent.
I have so much dust in my apartment that I trip over it.
My ears are ringing, but nobodies home.