When someone goes into a coma their first thought is, “I thought I was going to die.”
Category: Health
Before human society invented toilet paper they had a poodemic on their hands.
When someone is in a coma they are brainstorming how to get out of the situation.
People think they need more toilet paper when infected with the Coronavirus because they believe it has bigger poops then they do when it’s inside them.
My ears aren’t perfect because each of them are on the wrong side of the head.
I can’t swim in the ocean because I’m allergic to seafood.
Dementia is about living life in the moment.
My teeth have sensitive feelings that’s why I use a soft toothbrush.
The doctors say the reason I have floaters is genetic, but I think it’s cause I keep rinsing my contact lenses in Dr. Pepper.
Some say cigarettes kill, but they actually burn.