My ears aren’t perfect because each of them are on the wrong side of the head.

I can’t swim in the ocean because I’m allergic to seafood.

Dementia is about living life in the moment.

My teeth have sensitive feelings that’s why I use a soft toothbrush.

The doctors say the reason I have floaters is genetic, but I think it’s cause I keep rinsing my contact lenses in Dr. Pepper.

Some say cigarettes kill, but they actually burn.

What are Canadian Blood Services employees called? Mosquitoes.