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Category: Food

Food no longer has an expiry date it has a best before date. So now it lasts forever or until eating it kills you.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 25, 2018May 24, 2018Categories Fast Food, FoodLeave a comment on

What do you call a chocolate bar made of white and dark chocolate? Mulatto.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 6, 2018Categories FoodLeave a comment on

What do you call Swiss cheese? A mouse bunk bed.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on March 28, 2018Categories Food, SleepingLeave a comment on

I went to a restaurant and they gave me my leftovers in a biodegradable doggie bag. They told me it was going to taste like shit in the morning.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on March 26, 2018Categories Fast Food, FoodLeave a comment on

I’m surprised ham doesn’t taste like shit because it comes from a pigs ass.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on March 24, 2018March 24, 2018Categories Animals, FoodLeave a comment on

What are potato chips good for? Disappointment.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on March 24, 2018March 26, 2018Categories Fast Food, FoodLeave a comment on

I’m opening an artisan pizza shop called Cardboard because that’s what it’ll taste like you’re eating. It’s the secret ingredient.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on December 31, 2017December 31, 2017Categories FoodLeave a comment on

What does a chef call his medical marijuana? Herbs & Spices.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on November 21, 2017February 24, 2018Categories Food, RestaurantsLeave a comment on

People who dumpster dive for food prefer to eat leftovers.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on May 11, 2016May 15, 2018Categories Food, PeopleLeave a comment on

Some people like to toss salad but I like to juggle it.

Author Brian WheatleyPosted on April 25, 2016May 15, 2018Categories FoodLeave a comment on

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