I’m saving up all my Canadian Tire money just so one day I can buy a franchise.
When I was a child I hired a financial advisor to help me deal with all the change I stole from my friends piggy banks.
Because the penny is out of circulation now, picking one up after you find it means you will be unlucky.
Now that the penny is out of circulation even wishing wells no longer want them.
I just hired an accountant to put my money jokes in an excel spread sheet.
Some idiot duplicated my credit card and is trying to use it around Vancouver. Too bad my parents only gave me a credit limit of $20.00.
It’s Wealth Protection Week. So, I’m selling all my assets and hiding the money underneath my mattress.