Food no longer has an expiry date it has a best before date. So now it lasts forever or until eating it kills you.
A blonde roast dumbs down your taste buds.
Harvey’s in Canada is now sourcing their beef from Canadian farmers giving cows a rest. It’s a limited time offer if there are not enough bites.
I went to a restaurant and they gave me my leftovers in a biodegradable doggie bag. They told me it was going to taste like shit in the morning.
What are potato chips good for? Disappointment.
What do you call someone that works at a craft brewery? A Beer Tender.
A scientific study was just done that says 99.9% of fast food meals taste like leftovers.
When I’m at a coffee bar I’m the most caffeinated one there. Actually, that’s a lie. I’m as boring as decaf.
I know a guy that tried to commit suicide by binge eating McDonalds. The only thing he killed was his taste buds.
Whenever I order a pizza to be delivered I get the toppings on the side, so I can make it myself at home.