Horsehair extensions give you a great mane.
What do you call it when you pull the wool over someone’s eyes? The Sweater.
When someone looks too good to be true their style is called photoshopped.
What is the Jolly Green Giant’s favorite thing to wear? A Pea Coat.
When a fashionista loses their mind, they’ve lost their socks.
I’m an ass model for going commando underwear.
They have a new men’s fragrance at Aldo called stinky socks.