Horsehair extensions give you a great mane.
What do you call it when you pull the wool over someone’s eyes? The Sweater.
When someone looks too good to be true their style is called photoshopped.
What is the Jolly Green Giant’s favorite thing to wear? A Pea Coat.
When a fashionista loses their mind, they’ve lost their socks.
I’m an ass model for going commando underwear.
They have a new men’s fragrance at Aldo called stinky socks.
My female friends say I’m too feminine but I don’t understand why they still say that because I don’t wear Victoria’s Secret anymore.
I want to wear a silk tie still in the cocoon.
Whoever designed the birthday suit was the best fashion designer in human history.