When I was a kid I had a really bad habit of stealing anything I could get my hands on. My Grandma always wondered why she was always losing her dentures.

I had a dream that I was showering with my mom right on her birthday. I hope that wasn’t my subconscious mind’s sick idea of a birthday present.

I want to become a wealthy entrepreneur without doing any work. So I decided to open a key making business for my family and friends. Now their houses are empty and I am rich.