Facebook calls its site a social networking service, but I call it a social forgetting service. Add someone as a friend, then forget about them.

 

That thought in your mind when you notice a Facebook friend deleted you: Who were they?

Facebook is where friendships go to die.

I don’t bother remembering anything anymore because Facebook tells me what my memories are.

I have so many friends on Facebook, I just don’t know what they look like in real life.

Facebook friends is one of the best friendships ever. You learn about the people you like and you don’t have to hang out with them.

Facebook is a website for finding lost friendships. All I ever see is people I used to hang out with.

I’m trying to become famous on Facebook by tagging other photos of guys as me.

When I’m feeling lonely in Vancouver I like to go out and find new Facebook friends and then I delete all the old ones for making me feel that way.

I have more friends than I know what to do with so I put them on Facebook and keep them there.