When someone is deep into cocaine their nose is swimming in it.

When you get a bright idea it lasts longer now because it’s an LED.

Do you what notebooks are only good for? Measuring out lines of drugs.

I wish all board games came with IKEA instructions. The same goes for addicted board gamers, I can’t understand them.

Our public school system is so broke that starving teachers have to go to Staples to steal school supplies.

Poor students are protesting their tuition increase from the government by refusing to eat their daily diet of Kraft Dinner.

People tell me that my glasses make me look like an intellectual. But I actually failed elementary school. I’m currently taking upgrading courses to finish grade 2.