Doctor: Do you have a family history of Alzheimer’s?

Patient: Yes, they’ve forgotten about me.

I’ve been losing my memory recently and my doctor prescribed me Viagra. He told me it will keep me from forgetting about sex.

When my ears ring it’s my brain calling for an ear doctor.

My proctologist straps on blue latex gloves before he starts foreplay.

My dentist took so many photographs of my teeth today that they felt like instant celebrities.