The best way to enjoy an escalator ride is to meditate. The session ends when you fall.
What is the area inside a coffee shop called? Coffee Grounds.
The Chinese space station fell to earth and became a dollar store. It sold everything in the first day.
I have belly button lint for sale. $5.00 a day.
When you shop till you drop you wake up with shopping bags under your eyes.
The reason people wear synthetic fragrances is because they want to attract someone that’s fake.
I’m really cheap. I’m the only guy I know who goes to a dollar store and tries to bargain them down.
I love automatic doors because they make me feel like a King. Now I have an ego the size of the Royal Family.
A fidget spinner is a great Christmas stocking stuffer for your garbage.
When sneakerheads have bad breath it smells like foot odor.