Did you know that if you keep a clove of garlic in your ear a Vampire will never try to bite you?

A Cannibal’s favourite meal is a runner’s body. But they can never catch them.

A Cannibal’s favourite past time is digging up fresh graves.

Cannibals like to eat people who can’t think for themselves because they’ll do anything they’re told.

When a cannibal asks you if you need a hand with something he’s going to give you someone else’s.

I’ve always wanted to start a carnivorous restaurant in a funeral home called Cadaver’s.

Cannibal’s have flesh eating disease.

A finger a day will keep the cannibals a day.

Cannibals started off by chewing their nails as a child. Having human flesh around makes them nervous.

Are people who chew their nails practising to become Cannibals?