Canadian money isn’t backed by gold anymore it’s backed by oil. It’s made of plastic.

When Brent Butt tells you who he is his surname moons you.

When a BC Ferries idea doesn’t float it sinks.

What are Canadian Blood Services employees called? Mosquitoes.

In Canada erupting into road rage is called “Losing your Timbits.”

What is it called when a Canada Post employee goes above and beyond? Pushing The Envelope.

Youth crime is declining in Canada because kids are busy becoming teenage parents. Crime will go up after their child is born.

The Canadian penny is out of circulation and so is my two cents worth about anything.

I’m saving up all my Canadian Tire money just so one day I can buy a franchise.

You’re not a Canadian citizen until you have a medical marijuana prescription.