What do you call a bodybuilder that doesn’t read books? A dumbbell.
What does an author wear to a wedding? A book jacket.
The only book a prank caller likes to read is the phone book.
I like to read books with an e-reader because I’m too lazy to turn my own pages.
When I’m reading a murder mystery, I kill an evening reading.
I once joined a lesbian book club and boy did I love licking every page.
I like to read books cover to cover. I just don’t know what’s inside them.