You shouldn’t play ball with a baseball player in a bar because they come with a bat.
Category: Bar Fights
Beer spills is a bar fight where people use liquor bottles as weapons.
I love my middle finger. It sticks up for me in fights.
People say I fight like a girl because I spend the whole time trying to put my short hair in a pony tail.
I have a bad habit of going to the bar and getting in a fight with my pillow. It always ends with feathers everywhere and a pillow with no life left.