You shouldn’t play ball with a baseball player in a bar because they come with a bat.

Beer spills is a bar fight where people use liquor bottles as weapons.

I love my middle finger. It sticks up for me in fights.

People say I fight like a girl because I spend the whole time trying to put my short hair in a pony tail.

I have a bad habit of going to the bar and getting in a fight with my pillow. It always ends with feathers everywhere and a pillow with no life left.