Why do we drink cows milk instead of breast milk from humans? Because we never liked the taste as babies.

The breast time in life is when we are breastfeeding. It’s sad most of us forget that.

When a pregnant woman is really angry steam comes out of her nipples. That’s how steamed milk was first made.

I saw a pregnant woman in the hospital that looked like she was going to pop like a bag of microwaved popcorn so I put a bowl under her.

What do you call a baby without a diaper? A Shithead.

What do you spank a baby with? A baby spoon.

My mom refused to breast feed me when I was growing up. She said her nipples were always in pain because I would constantly bite them. What can I say, I’m a breast man!

When I was a baby I declared Jihad on my underpants.

I love all kinds of milk especially the breast kind.

If you’re a pregnant woman make sure you wear good footwear or your baby will be a pain in the neck.