The correct way to use a pet waste bag is to hold it right behind the dog so the poop falls right in. Just watch out for farts.
What kind of novels do Harlequin ducks make? Romance.
Were you a horse in your past life? Because you walk like you’re galloping.
I don’t know why some people call cat’s a pussy. I guess they’ve never seen a cat fight.
I don’t know what to do when a dog starts humping my leg so I do martial arts on him.
When you trick a sheep you pull the wool over their eyes. When you do it again they’ve been shaved of their thinking skills.
What do people think when they see a cute dog? Is he going to hump my leg?
I’m surprised ham doesn’t taste like shit because it comes from a pigs ass.
What do you call a rooster taking a shit on a coloring book? A Cock-a-doodle-doo.
When a pig tells someone a joke they ham it up by mooning them.