What kind of novels do Harlequin ducks make? Romance.
Were you a horse in your past life? Because you walk like you’re galloping.
I don’t know why some people call cat’s a pussy. I guess they’ve never seen a cat fight.
I don’t know what to do when a dog starts humping my leg so I do martial arts on him.
When you trick a sheep you pull the wool over their eyes. When you do it again they’ve been shaved of their thinking skills.
What do people think when they see a cute dog? Is he going to hump my leg?
I’m surprised ham doesn’t taste like shit because it comes from a pigs ass.
What do you call a rooster taking a shit on a coloring book? A Cock-a-doodle-doo.
When a pig tells someone a joke they ham it up by mooning them.
When a cat is afraid, it’s scared furless.