The company that owns Corona beer says it has stopped production. The owners say that the beer is under quarantine until they find a way to make it taste good.
When I go to the bar on the weekend my prescription glasses turn into beer goggles.
When a couch potato drinks too much alcohol he becomes mashed.
The thing I enjoy most about alcohol is that it gives you liquid courage to piss yourself.
What do you get when you party too hard in a dive bar? Scuba Goggles.
An Alcoholic is fully licensed to party.
As I get drunker on my birthday, my clothing slowly turns into a birthday suit.
I drank so much alcohol with my friends in Surrey last night that I passed out and woke up with a henna tattoo of a dick on my face.
I’m going to start an alcoholic bowling team called the Damaged Livers. Registration is open to people who failed Alcoholics Anonymous.
BC Liquor Store employees walk the picket line tipsy.