Social Distancing is when an Audiophile sticks headphones on or in his ears.
What do you call a buff fruitarian? A juicer.
My ears aren’t perfect because each of them are on the wrong side of the head.
In which children’s nursery rhyme is Moe the most popular? Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe.
The best thing about being a time traveler is having all the time in the world.
Every nervous system has anxiety.
When someone is all ears they’re not very thoughtful.