BC Farmers are having labour shortages so they’re telling their employees to have kids to keep it from happening in the future.
When your baby can’t stop punching and kicking in the womb they can’t fit anymore so pop them out.
The best thing about dying is becoming famous in the obituaries of a newspaper.
A funeral is an elaborate human composting ceremony where the dead person eventually becomes fresh blades of grass.
A dogs favourite thing to do in a dog park is socializing with the buttholes on his friends.
When you’re constipated you have some catching up to do with the bathroom.
Your dreams come true when you’re sleeping. If you remember having any.
One protest sign at a COVID-19 Lockdown rally said, “I can’t breathe. This COVID-19 mask is stealing oxygen from me.”
You shouldn’t play ball with a baseball player in a bar because they come with a bat.
When you fall down after a tickling it’s a touch down for the other person.