When a South Korean finds their soul mate they have a Seoul to Seoul connection.
When a seamstress is on her deathbed she is hanging by a thread.
Identity theft is not a joke unless they pay off all your debts.
What does a construction worker call his drinking establishment? Rebar.
What is the Jolly Green Giant’s favorite thing to wear? A Pea Coat.
When a couch potato smokes marijuana, he turns into a baked potato.
When a fashionista loses their mind, they’ve lost their socks.