When a South Korean finds their soul mate they have a Seoul to Seoul connection.

When a seamstress is on her deathbed she is hanging by a thread.

Identity theft is not a joke unless they pay off all your debts.

What does a construction worker call his drinking establishment? Rebar.

What is the Jolly Green Giant’s favorite thing to wear? A Pea Coat.

When a couch potato smokes marijuana, he turns into a baked potato.

When a fashionista loses their mind, they’ve lost their socks.